An 11-Year-Old Girl breakup texts Burn Ever

Ding ding ding!

If there’s one thing no girl should stand for, it’s a d-bag ex.And it’s usually only after delivering a bumbling, apologetic break-up speech that the killer line we *should* have sprung on that arsehole ex pops into our heads.But this 11-year-old just delivered the most epic text message burn in life to her ‘cheating’ ex-boyfriend,Joey.

Her sister, Madi Nickens wrote the tweet  ‘HAHAHAHAH oh my god my sister’s “official break up” with her bf’ and  posted pictures of her break-up texts on Twitter .They’ve has now been retweeted over 16,000 times and favourited over 23,000,

 

https://twitter.com/madinickens/status/615716032896856064

 

It begins the text conversation with that classic end of relationship opening gambit: ‘We need to talk.’

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It turns out, Joey was cheating, got caught, then tried to act like he did nothing wrong.In which it transpires that Joey has misbehaved.

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Madi’s sister is so over her bf – it’s not like she loved him anyway.But he tried to imply that she was head over heels for him because she bought him Starbucks lolol.And now, drum roll.

ding

BURN! The 11-year-old wins the texting game and sends Joey home packing. Best breakup line ever.

Ding, ding, round two?